what would you do if you dropped the cookie jar and it broke?

1. Blame some body else.
2. say that the dog did it.
3. the cat was licking it self and it fell over.
4. we have a ghost in the house and fell over becuase it did have strawberry cookies.
5. lil ray ray did it.
6. i dont know how it fell over i was just trying to get some cookies.
7. put the dog in the spot were it fell.
8. tell my sister to hold a brome and the dust pan and tell here to stand there till mom comes home.

what would you do if you got a present you didnt like?

1. First i would say thank you with a fake smile.

2. Say wow and look happy but really dont mean it.

3. Just give it back to them and say that i got them the same thing.

4. Look at them like there lost or something an just smile.

5. toss it out the window.

6. take it and give it to some on else.

7. give them/(that person) a box of batteries.

8. give it to the dog and let he or she bite all over it.

7.

what i love about the chi

What I love about chi city. well lets just say that i love me some down town. the reason why I say i love me some down town is becuase thats where my life is at and its where my life is going to begin. theres a nother thing i love about chi town, i love the food, the people, the style and the swagg that we got or have which ever one you perfer(what ever!). but the down to earth anwser is that i was born here and i will prabluby fly here.(i know i spelled probably wrong). But thats why i love the chi

the ultimate driving expereince

Once upon a time i was riding in my porsche gt 911 and im parked in front of my mothers house. i was waiting on her so that i can take her to the store. but as she come to the car she sort of had this down gray look on her face. as she gets in the car i ask her "so whats wrong" she just nodds and says "nothing".so i drive off and were on the high way and i would say about 20min into the drive she starts to disapper in the seat shes in, and as im wachting this time stopped and as i look in shock its like she disappears with a mist(white mist)then when it was over i pulled over and look at my self in the mirro and the i look at my hands, as i look at my hands she reappears but with a more glem look on here face. she turns to me and ask me " why did you have to leave every bodys heart like that?" i told her "im right her what are you talking about?" she said " you died gerad, you died by a speeding truck and then crashed into a wall!" as i look confused i see a speeding truck coming tward me and i try to put the car in gear and move out of dodge but it just wasnt happening. so right before the truck hit the car i woke up sitting in the porsche in front of my mother house.

Well i dont think that i have came close to something like that but my father did when he was little. it was his last year of public school and the whole 8th grade class went to six flags. so my father was playing games and getting on rides as usual and he desided to play ring around the bottle(thats when you take the ring and toss it around a bottle) so my father threw it a little to hard and it had knocked the glass bottles all over and my father said'' my bad'' and the white guy got mad and called my father a (figuer) and spit on my father. my father got mad and started fighting and i think he got wrote up. but thats what happened.

8 things that a parent should not do to a child.

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what people dont know about me is that I irreated real fast. how can i prove this simple. my uncle and sister are sort of slow and it ticks me off when they ask the same questions over and over again. like this "Gerad did you wash the dishes?" "uh no, I will like at seven o,clock ok" yeah becuase ma said that she need them done today!! "ok i just said that i was going to do them so why dont you step out me face before you become the nwe floor in the house!!! ok. thats how it all ways go down.

Generoly things dont bug me, but it drives me crazy when people breath hard and loud.the rason why i say that is becuase ny sister breaths so loud becuase when she talks she breaths so loud and its irritating and plus when its quiet the only thing you hear is her breathing extra loud and it drives me crazy becuase I tell her time to time to stop breathing like a dragon